Wednesday, April 29, 2009

~ 小学生造句‏ ~

1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

3.题目: ..一边.........一边...........
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

9. 题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语 : 你是蜈蚣?~~

10.题目: 一... 就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..

11.題目: 你看
小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊

12. 照样造句
例题: 你 [唱歌] 我 [跳舞]
小朋友写: 你 [好吗] 我 [很好]
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??

13.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我[ ],其实我[ ]
小朋友写: 别人都夸我[很帅], 其实我[是戴面具的]。
老师评语: 什么面具这么好用???

14.题目: 好... 又好..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗 ...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗?

15.题目: 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了,爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

20.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚,到处很黑,我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

21. 题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子,你弟弟是植物人吗...
还有一个更瞎的…
小朋友写 : 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~

22. 题目 : 谢谢....因为......
小朋友写: 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业 ......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

23.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语: 老师更难过 ......

26. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我3天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

27.題目: 一 … 便…
小朋友写: 我一走出门,对面就是便利商店。
还有一個更瞎的 …
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭,就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造 ...

31.題目: 又.....又.....
小朋友寫 : 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?

32 果然
上课小朋友说:昨天我吃了水果,然后又喝了凉水
老师:这是词组,不能分开造句。
小朋友又说:老师,我还没说完呢,果然晚上我拉肚子了!
老师:…………

33 瓜分
小朋友:大傻瓜分不清是非
老师:小傻瓜也分不清

34 好吃
小朋友:好吃个屁
老师:…

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

~ I just want one more day with you ~

I'm so depressed and tired
I think I need to take a nap
I go sleep at the night
I just can't fight the dreams

I thinking of you lying on the bed
wonder if there is anything I could have said
I hope you were still there
and I know you are still near

I love you more than you know
I just wish you didn't have to go

I just want one more day with you
And I know that's what you would have wanted too

I miss you more and more each day
I know I will be seeing you again

all I hope is
I have one more day with YOU

Saturday, April 25, 2009

~ noob shooter ~


KoPizAI,
a noob
a bad
a lame
a imbecile



ShO0ter



because
He misses YOU
AlWaySs~

Thursday, April 23, 2009

~ pLs bABy kiDs ~

PleAse

Forgive my stupid monstrosity
Forgive me for not letting you to tell lie
Forgive me for never tell truth
Forgive me for not holding you
Forgive me for letting you go


Forgive my childish attitude
Forgive ME .......


I am just a little , tiny, childish baby KIDs
Forget ME

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

~ function or relation ~




function <--> relation

A "function" is just a relation between an OBJECT with an IMAGE,
is a "well-behaved" relation, it is given a starting point and also exactly where it should go
to get an answer y...


A "relation" is a force that attract between you and me,
is a "hot-tempered" function, starting point is created but there is only one way
to be mustered to get y...


there is inside your heart

~ Spider ~

Peter Parker: I want you to know, that I will always be there for you; I will always be there to take care of you. I promise you that. I will always be your friend.

Mary Jane: Only a friend, Peter Parker?

Peter Parker: That's all I have to give..




.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

~ @@ sot sot dei @@ ~

YeA
Sot sOt deI









o.O
LEngZai HeRE ~~

LOL

Hehe
Huhu
Haha
Hoho
Hihi

~ 因为我想你 ~

只敢望你,偷望你
因为我很渺小
你,使
我有了思念

只敢跟着你,经过你
因为那时刻的你
最自然,最迷人
我有了怀念

我只敢。。。只敢
因为我们都很陌生
也都因为陌生
我有了勇气


想你,我无能为力
全因为我想你


我只敢想你

Sunday, April 12, 2009

~ Spidy ~


Mary Jane : Has he mentioned me?

Peter Parker : Yea.

Mary Jane : What'd he say?

Peter Parker : Uh... I said... he asked me what I thought about you.

Mary Jane : And what did you say?

Peter Parker : I said... uh...?Spiderman", I said uh...?The great thing about MJ is... when you look in her eyes and she's looking back in yours... everything... feels... not quite normal. Because you feel stronger and weaker at the same time. You feel excited and at the same time, terrified. The truth is... you don't know what you feel except you know what kind of man you want to be. It's as if you've reached the unreachable and you weren't ready for it."

Mary Jane : You said that?

Peter Parker : Well, something like that.


Friday, April 3, 2009

~ Mr lemon = KOPiZai ~


sour?sweet?pungent?
Is that a lemon??


柠檬?零梦?
那是你吗?


A piece of lemon
A basket of lemon
A box of lemon
A lorry of lemon

IS thaT whaT I CaN gET fROM yOU ?

I love sweet lemon
especially from you
even though I know That
IS just a little dreamZxZ~~~



I love pungent lemon
especially from you
when we sms for
A long long timeSZS~!~



I love sour lemon
especially from you
no more dreamSZZ~~
no more SMS ~~!!!

It is just especially from you
It is just because especially from you
It is just because of you



Actually




Lemons




ARE JUST PRETTY GOOD~!@

Thursday, April 2, 2009

~ an exhausting day 02-04-09 ~

Waking me up my hp's alarm
Leaving my cosy bed
Having my shower
Enjoying my breakfast







This morning I went to school earlier as there were some exercises that I haven't do it....:( damn cham is I felt sick sick dei jor......maybe is sot sot dei......( these days have a lot of things to do, but quite challenging :P)








?!?what a day?!?.....damned hot @@...... ahiz taking photos under a so hot hot day????about an hour.......I had tried so hard to make myself felt comfortable.....but failed..(I just seemed coming out from the swimming pool.....sweat,,,,,perpire./////)








After that, rushing to my class to continue my lesson (bio lesson)......





wtf!!!damn tired jor when facing the bio book.....so sien oso,,,,,fortunately I didn't sleep in the class but can't study lo.....( hou choi got tuition jek >.< )





shit man....after school jor need to practise (next week I will be attending a competition ---soccer )........before going to the field I have taken a chance to show my agility :) on the basketball court....




oh deng...I spotted that I have late for my practice ( started at 3.30pm ).....luckily my captain haven't reach there oso....but I had run out of energy jor by rushing to there.....ahis!!!@@@



train arr train arrrr....." timbang" , " monkey catch ball" .........
At that moment........ I miss my cosy bed ~! I miss my pillow~!! I miss my home ~!!!I miss my dream ~!!!!



Later a friendly match was held.....center midfield for me????what the?........really can't le.....my leg was starting numb.....I ran there and here.....I can felt that my lungs was shrinking....as I was laking of oxygen jor run till!@#$%%^&)(*



OKOKOKOk.....finally I got the opportunity to rest jor......ahiz.....tomorrow there will be a new start jor.....maybe not as today.....( hope so )



LOL