Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
~ 周星星泡妞经典对白 ~
一.公车站台
周星星:“小姐你踩到我脚了.“
漂亮小妞: “没有吧,我离你那么远.“
周星星: “我是说,如果你把脚不小心放在了我脚上,就是踩到我脚了.“
漂亮小妞: “神经病.“
周星星: “哇,小姐好眼力,我确实有神经病史,一般看见漂亮的女孩就发作.“
漂亮小妞: “你们男人总是那样,说些无聊的话故意引女孩子故意.好象以为自己很帅.
周星星: “小姐你错了,我从不以为我自己帅,而是我本身就很帅.“
漂亮小妞: “别那么恶心人好吧.我要吐了.“
周星星: “在你吐之前我可以问你个问题吗?“
漂亮小妞: “有屁快放“.
周星星: “你为什么要昧着良心否定我的帅?“
漂亮小妞: “滚........“
二.公车上
漂亮小妞: “怎么又是你?“
周星星: “有时候我的确无处不在.“
漂亮小妞: “你知不知道你很烦人,那么多位置不坐,偏要坐我旁边.“
周星星: “小姐,你搞清楚,我只是坐了个空位置,而空位置的旁边,刚好有个你,如此而已.“
漂亮小妞: “前面也有个空位置你怎么不去?“
周星星: “噢,明白了,原来你是想看我屁股,或者我用屁股看你?“
漂亮小妞: “快滚....“
三.下了公车
漂亮小妞:“你为什么又下车?“
周星星: “反正不是因为你!我喜欢闲逛.“
漂亮小妞: “我告你性骚扰,你哪个单位的?“
周星星: “你是说斤,还是焦耳,牛顿?“
漂亮小妞: “我跟你很熟吗?老说这种无厘头话,对不起,我不感冒!“
周星星: “是呀,我们一点都不熟.我们好比一个枝头的两棵青草莓,酸酸的.“
漂亮小妞: “看了几次大话西游,学了几句唐僧话,以为你很幽默么?“
周星星: “幽默是天生的,要怪,你去怪我妈嘛.对了,还有我爸爸...“
漂亮小妞: “神经.“
周星星: “你妈神经.“
漂亮小妞: “你妈神经.“
周星星: “你看你,明明是你妈却要硬说成是我妈,莫非你想....“
漂亮小妞: “给我滚....“
四.肯得基门口
漂亮小妞:“不会吧,我怎么那么倒霉又遇到你.“
周星星:“ “我也发觉了,我想我前辈子的罪一定很重“
漂亮小妞:“你说清楚点!小心我扁你!“
周星星:““你敢.我会叫的.“
漂亮小妞: “叫什么?“
周星星:““非礼呀.“
漂亮小妞:“你以为会有人理你么?“
周星星:“ “没有也好,我非礼回来好了.“
漂亮小妞:“天拉,你这样的无赖都有,真是瞎了老天的眼!“
周星星:“ “恩,是呀,要不然这世界上也不会存在什么所谓的精英.“
漂亮小妞:“........“
五.肯得基里
漂亮小妞:“别说话,你一说话我就烦.“
周星星:“ “我还没说呀,讲点道理好不好?“
漂亮小妞: “我都叫你别说了,你说起话来象只苍蝇,恶心死了.“
周星星:““噢,本来话能起到这么大的作用,实在是惊天地,泣鬼神哟,我可以做个兼职哟?“
漂亮小妞:“做什么?“
周星星:““去医院帮人洗胃.“
漂亮小妞: “你没的救了,早点回去料理后事吧.“
周星星:““临死前我没有什么要求,我只想对你说几个字,又怕你不答应.你答应么?“
漂亮小妞: “说吧,合理要求可以考虑.“
周星星:““这顿肯得基你请我好吗?“
漂亮小妞:“去死.....“
六.出肯得基
漂亮小妞:“你没女朋友吗?星期天一个人闲逛?“
周星星:““准确的说我没女朋友,但有女性朋友,你问这个干嘛?“
漂亮小妞:“没什么呀,关心你终生大事,不好吗?“
周星星:““好,怎么不好?你好象我一个我深爱的人。“
漂亮小妞:“谁?..“
周星星:““我老妈.她也老喜欢问这问那。“
漂亮小妞: “要不是在街上这么多人看着,我真想揍你.“
周星星:““我都不怕别人看见你揍我,你怕什么呀?你呢,不陪男朋友吗?“
漂亮小妞:“不要你管!“
周星星:““噢,明白了.被男朋友抛弃了,揍我想找心理平衡.“
漂亮小妞: “狗嘴里吐不出象牙.明说吧,我不想找.“
周星星:““考虑一下我吧,我吃点亏.“
漂亮小妞:“求你别再恶心我了.“
周星星:““我可以无条件充当你的临时演员,如果需要男朋友的时候请打***********“
漂亮小妞:“到时候再说.“
周星星:““告诉我你的电话好吧?“
漂亮小妞:“到时候再说.再烦我骂你了呀.“
周星星:““好呀,那你就发条信息骂我.“
漂亮小妞:..................
七.各自回家
漂亮小妞:“奇怪,我真的好想发条信息去骂他.“
周星星:““呵呵.她不发信息骂我才奇怪.“
漂亮小妞:“完蛋了,难道我真的喜欢那个无赖了?“
周星星:“嘿嘿,她不喜欢我这个无赖那才叫完蛋.“
Sunday, December 28, 2008
~ 爱女朋友六大守则 ~
二、如果发现女朋友有错,一定是我看错
三、如果我没看错,一定是因我的错,才害女朋友犯错
四、如果是女朋友自己的错,只要她不认错,那就是我的错
五、如果女朋友不认错,我还坚持她有错,那就是我的错
六、总之,女朋友绝对不会犯错,这一句一定不会错
那么
爱女朋友六大守则
到底是谁的错??
Thursday, December 25, 2008
~ forget it ~
but she is beautiful because you love her
I am so doubtful
Is it right?
"I love u because I need u" immature love says
"I need u because I love u" mature love says
I am so confusing
Anything wrong?
Forget love
I had rather fall in kopi chocolate.........
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
~ I got a FRIEND ~
The tears are slowly going
I've got a problem
I can deal with it
I've got a friend
My friend has got a friend
I'm a friend with my friend
A friend is not a friend
Without a friend
That's a friend
My friend
who is got a friend
Saturday, December 13, 2008
~ My Uec results ~
Chinese :B
Bahasa Malaysia :A
English :A
Mathematics :A
Science :A
History :A
Geography :B
lol......
no surprise....
no frustration....
ngam ngam hou....
:P
Friday, December 12, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
~ Check your UEC results!!! ~
check your UEC results
by using sms
Firstly type
UECC
then send to
39885
This application is starting from
12th December
9am
Each sms will cost
RM2
LOL
:P
Monday, December 8, 2008
~ spot and find ~
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
~ I saw your Mirror ~
I saw your mirror......
"The girl out of the mirror
looks sad n pale
she will be going to die
alone n frail"
"The girl in the mirror
she is dancing n smiling
looks happy n joyful
why shouldn't she be"
"The girl out of the mirror
regrets with her life n feat
is upset with herself
keeps looking at the pieces of the fragile heart"
I saw it
The girl in the mirror
is smiling
is joking
is buying
The girl out of the mirror
is weeping
is sighing
is dying
Saturday, November 22, 2008
~ 是你吗?~
让我等了又等
让我笑了又泣
让我一蹶不振
是你
使我不能自拔
使我放弃了他
使我不能重新开始
是你
弄得他遗忘了我
弄得我一无所有
弄得我越来越自私
因为是你,
我突然觉得很无助、空虚、脆弱
是你
我认得
就是你~~
Thursday, November 20, 2008
~ Is it the most beautiful? ~
(That is the one u r seeing now---wall-E n Eva de)
However.....Finally.....Eventually
I found it!!
That is a more leng n beautiful de background
inside my memory~~~
It has given me a lot of beautiful moments...
Is this more beautiful?
I think it is the most beautiful for me...
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
I wan to become??
Saturday, November 15, 2008
~ I love this world ~
which do not have languages
We can still communicate
We just have to know each others names
"Wall-E"~~
"Eva...."~~
It must be a dramatic change of the world
I love your name
n so do mine
If you are lonely, depressed, lack of confidence
You can call me "dodo bastard"
I wish to see you in a jovial mood
Hence, I luv here ~~~
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
真的走了 ??
Sunday, November 9, 2008
~ Ohh, lengzai ~
Saturday, November 8, 2008
~ Red-chester United ~
~掰掰吧~
新加坡南侨中学。。。
有缘再见吧。。。
没得跟鸭子gai gai了
但是还可以跟他玩玩webcam
看看到底什么是“新加坡”
偶尔打打dota
放松一下心情
把自己陶醉在自己的世界里
或者在朋友面前秀秀歌喉
大大声地唱出几首歌:《别怪他》,《失恋王〉
模仿模仿下周杰论的失落非主流。。。
原来人生是那么漫长
几首歌只是生活的插曲
就让我继续唱下去吧。。。。
Friday, October 17, 2008
~ YOYO jojo PMR n UEC ~
wish everybody can score GIAT giat.....
dun give up!!!
It is time to play.....
keep on relaxing n relaxing....
lol....
but dun "TERJERUMUS" in entertainment....
No more PMR...but there are many more SPM!!!
haha...
So, no need to think so much...
PLAY SIN!!!!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
~ 生命与成熟 ~
只要是有生命力的事物
不成熟恰恰是他向上发展的力量泉源;
不要等到成熟后才去实施你的计划
这样永远不成熟.....
人生中,要想成功
就要在竞争中把握不成熟、利用不成熟
所以
以后如果有人这样跟你说:
“你真幼稚,赶快成熟起来吧!”
请你告诉他:“不,生命,寓于不成熟之中!”
Saturday, September 13, 2008
~ 请不要叩门 ~
~ A day without you ~
A day without you
I can just lay oneself down to sleep
to wait the next day to arrive
A day without you
I can just prattle about you to the books
to eradicate the fear of loneliness
A day without you
I begin to rave incoherently
when your ravishing view appears in my mind
How many more these 'day' will be there
I hope the last was yesterday